Izit true??

Some people like to be frank, some like cliches; some like it hot, some like it shaken n not stirred. So, based on some spur-of-the-moment unfounded observation, this is what I came to notice when dealing with the opposite sex....

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end
an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but
is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is
not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'; that will bring on a
'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying
s***w YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



* Send this to the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

So, what say you???