Friday, February 27, 2009

Satisfied??

Salam,

Somebody mentioned about an issue recently. Feel free to comment here or there. Go to http://azlanlin.blogspot.com/ and read the entry dated 25/2/09. What do you think?

Monday, February 16, 2009

Salam....

Somebody sent this to me via email; just to share with those who are still in the dark about this

SEKADAR PERINGATAN UNTUK SEMUA UMAT ISLAM.....

Ilmu utk dikongsi bersama :
Pagi semlm (130209) dengar radio ikim (91.50 fm), ustaz Zawawi citer tentang sunnah Rasulallah s.a.w.
Antaranya tentang bab memberi salam.
Baginda memberi salam dgn lafaz "assalamualaikum" dan menjawab salam
dari para sahabat dgn salam yg penuh "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallahhi wabarakatuh"

Beri salam - assalamualaikum"
Jawab salam - "waalaikumussalam warahmatulallah hi wabarakatuh"

Apabila kira berkirim salam pada org lain, hendaklah kita berkata "Kirim salam assalamualaikum pada ZIZAH ye" contoh lerr...
Bukannya : "Kirim salam kat ZIZAH ye"

Dan bukannya " Kirim salam maut" statement ini adalah berdosa, walaupun sekadar gurauan!

Semoga ada manfaat.

"Akum = Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot"
Maksud singkatan " A'kum"

Untuk renungan bersama :

Janganlah kita menggantikan perkataan
"Assalamualaikum" dengan "A'kum" dalam sms atau apa sekalipu melalui tulisan.
Jika perkataan Assalamualaikum itu panjang, maka hendaklah kita ganti dengan perkataan
"As Salam" iaitu sama makna dengan Assalamualaikum.
Sesama lah kita memberitahu member-member yang selalu sangat guna
shortform A'kum dalam sms ataupun email. Perkataan 'AKUM' adalah gelaran untuk orang-orang
Yahudi untuk orang-orang bukan yahudi yang bermaksud 'BINATANG' dalam Bahasa Ibrani.

Ia singkatan daripada perkataan 'Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot' yang
bermaksud 'HAMBA-HAMBA BINATANG DAN ORANG-ORANG SESAT'.
Mulai sekarang jika ada orang hantar shortform "A'kum", kita ingatkan
dia guna "As Salam" kerana salam ialah dari perkataan Assalamualaikum.
Semoga ada manfaatnya.

JIKA ANDA TIDAK KEBERATAN, FORWARD LAH CERITA KEPADA TEMAN TEMAN MU,
KERANA SESUNGGUHNYA ILMU YANG BERMANFAAT ITU, AKAN ABADI JIKA DIAMALKAN.

kalau ada kemuskilan berjumpalah yg pakar dlm bidang ni.....


Wallahualam...

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Cari Pasal- finale

My apology if some wouldn't take what I'm gonna present as jokes but as for me, it's meant to hone our sarcasm skill.. Here we go;

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible! I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...



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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....


Don't get me wrong; I'm just anticipating the future..

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cari Pasal.. Part 1

Got nothing better to do; Here's a few ways to make 'saucers' flying' (not flying saucer)....


When I got home one night three months ago, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...


Until later, don't get too emotional.....

Friday, February 13, 2009

Wal- Asr....

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365' days. Let us see the typical academic year for a student...

1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest; days left 313.

2. Term holidays-78 days, be it mid or term holidays where everything is put on hold except PLAY Around; days left 235.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days; days left 113.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15days; days left 98.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly &
eat)-means 30 days. days left 68.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days; days left 53.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days; days left 18.

8. Family matters, tertinggal bas, overslept at least 3 days; days left 15.

9. For motivation, cocurricular activities or sickness after those activities at least 5 days; remaining days 10.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days; 8 days left.

11. Teachers away on courses or do other things at least 3 days; days left 5.

12. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study on that day?" Balance day -4

WOULD 4 DAYS BE ENOUGH TO COVER ALL THE SUBJECTS FOR THE SAID YEAR?

"How can a student pass ??"

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ladies.. wanna try??

Just off topic a bit...
Would be interesting to those nutters whose all about wheels, even on heels..


Saturday, February 7, 2009

Is it TRUE??

I found it while surfing the net; thought it would be nice to share..

Extracts of speech by Hafez A.B Mohamed: Director-General, Al Baraka Bank.

Demographics:
o World Jewish Population. 14 million
o Distribution: 7 m in America
5 m in Asia
2 m in Europe
100 thousand in Africa
o World Muslim Population: 1.5 billion
o Distribution: 1 billion in Asia/Mid-East
400 M in Africa
44 M in Europe
6 M in the Americas
o Every fifth human being is a Muslim.
o For every single Hindu there are two Muslims
o For every Buddhist there are two Muslims
o For every Jew there are 107 Muslims
o Yet the 14 million Jews are more powerful than the entire 1.5 billion
Muslims

WHY???

Here are some of the reasons.

Movers of Current History
o Albert Einstein Jewish
o Sigmund Freud Jewish
o Karl Marx Jewish

Medical Milestones
o Vaccinating Needle: Benjamin Ruben Jewish
o Polio Vaccine Jonas Salk Jewish
o Leukaemia Drug Gertrude Elion Jewish
o Hepatitis B Baruch Blumberg Jewish
o Syphilis Drug Paul Ehrlich Jewish
o Neuro muscular Elie Metchnikoff Jewish


Nobel Prize Winners
o In the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 180 Nobel prizes whilst
1.5 billion Muslims have contributed only 3 Nobel winners

Inventions that changed History
o Micro- Processing Chip Stanley Mezor Jewish
o Traffic Lights Charles Adler Jewish
o Stainless Steel Benno Strauss Jewish
o Sound Movies Isador Kisee Jewish
o Telephone Microphone Emile Berliner Jewish
o Video Tape Recorder Charles Ginsburg Jewish

Influential Global Business
o Polo Ralph Lauren Jewish
o Coca Cola Jewish
o Levi's Jeans Levi Strauss Jewish
o Google Sergey Brin Jewish
o Dell Computers Michael Dell Jewish
o DKNY Donna Karan Jewish
o Baskin & Robbins Irv Robbins Jewish
o Dunkin Donuts Bill Rosenberg Jewish

Influential Intellectuals/ Politicians
o Henry Kissinger , US Sec of State Jewish
o Richard Levin, President Yale University Jewish
o Alan Greenspan , US Federal Reserve Jewish
o Joseph Lieberman Jewish
o Madeleine Albright , US Sec of State Jewish
o Casper Weinberger, US Sec of Defence Jewish
o Maxim Litvinov , USSR Foreign Minister Jewish
o David Marshal , Singapore Chief Minister Jewish
o Barry Goldwater , US Politician Jewish
o Jorge Sampaio, President Portugal Jewish
o Herb Gray, Canadian Deputy - PM Jewish
o Pierre Mendes, French PM Jewish
o Michael Howard, British Home Sec. Jewish
o Bruno Kriesky, Austrian Chancellor Jewish

Global Media Influential
o Wolf Blitzer, CNN Jewish
o Barbara Walters ABC News Jewish
o Eugene Meyer , Washington Post Jewish
o Henry Grunwald, Time Magazine Jewish
o Katherine Graham , Washington Post Jewish
o Joseph Lelyeld, New York Times Jewish
o Max Frankel, New York Times Jewish

Global Philanthropists
o George Soros Jewish
o Walter Annenberg Jewish


Why are they powerful? why are Muslims powerless?

Here's another reason. We have lost the capacity to produce knowledge.

o In the entire Muslim World (57 Muslim Countries) there are only 500
universities.
o In USA alone, 5,758 universities
o In India alone, 8,407 universities
o Not one university in the entire Islamic World features in the Top 500
Ranking Universities of the World
o Literacy in the Christian World 90%
o Literacy in the Muslim World 40%
o 15 Christian majority-countries, literacy rate 100%
o Muslim majority - countries , None
o 98% in Christian countries completed primary
o Only 50% in Muslim countries completed primary.
o 40% in Christian countries attended university
o In Muslim countries a dismal 2% attended.
o Muslim majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims
o The USA has 5000 per million
o The Christian world 1000 technicians per million.
o Entire Arab World only 50 technicians per million.
o Muslim World spends on research/developmen t 0.2% of GDP
o Christian World spends 5 % of GDP

Conclusion.
o The Muslim World lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.

Another way of testing the degree of knowledge is the degree of diffusing
knowledge.

o Pakistan 23 daily newspapers per 1000 citizens
o Singapore 460 per 1000 citizens.
o In UK book titles per million is 2000
o In Egypt book titles per million is only 17

Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to diffuse knowledge

Applying Knowledge is another such test.
o Exports of high tech products from Pakistan is 0.9% of its exports.
o In Saudi Arabia is 0.2%
o Kuwait , Morocco and Algeria 0.3%
o Singapore alone is 68%

Conclusion.
o Muslim World is failing to apply knowledge.

What do you conclude? no need to tell the figures are speaking
themselves very loudly we are unable to listen

Advice:

Please educate yourself and your children. always promote education, don't
compromise on it, don't ignore your children's slightest misguidance from
education (and please, for God's Sake, don't use your personal contacts or
sources to promote your children in their education; if they fail, let
them and make them learn to pass cos if they can't do it now, they can't
forever).
We are World's biggest and strongest nation, all we need is to identify
and explore our ownselves. Our victory is with our knowledge, our
creativity, our literacy...And nothing else.

ANY comments??

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Job opening

Ruj Kami : (67) HR SSO/REC/Iklan/ 6 04 February 2009

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1. Assistant General Manager,
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Taraf Jawatan
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Lokasi
-Cyberjaya Campus, MMU

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15 Februari 2009

Sekian. Salam hormat

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Program

The holiday is nearing to its end and for me, nothing to shout about cos on wednesday I had something on and on thursday I chaperoned 40 students to Ipoh to test their skills at bowling. traffic northbound was easy unlike southbound the way back, had to take bidor exit to avoid the traffic.
Starting friday, counselling unit is having a motivational programme with 80 ss. I was put in charge to oversee the discipline of the ss, so I have to be there on and off. In fact, I just got back from that resort which is about 5 minutes away from my home (taking the motorcycle's route). Hopefully the exposure the students got from YPM's personnel would shed some lights for their future undertakings. As for tomorrow, I need to be there again for the closing ceremony. what a great way to mark the last weekend of January....